i used to be a normal person, with a normal mind. but now i think about killing everything on the fricking world every second. i'm here to tell you why.
i was an intern at nickelodeon, and i found a tape. the label on it was written in blood, and it said spongebob season 0. wondering what it was, i loaded it into the vcr player. it had three episodes. i went to the first episode.
it started out with spongebob petting gary. it was normal, until gary coughed up blood and collapsed. gary was rushed to the hospital, where he was told that gary died. spongebob, at first, refused to believe it. but after a long time, he finally believed it, and was very depressed.
the next scene opened up with spongebob tying a noose. he hung it up onto the ceiling, and stood on a chair. he put his neck through the noose, and kicked down the chair. yep, that's how the episode ended. the tv started having a seizure and the screen got all glitchy. it went to episode two.
sandy was just, standing there. her silhouette, of course. there were two, white, gaping holes where her eyes should have been. she was holding a knife, and walking up to mr. krabs. she drove her knife into mr krabs's back, causing him to cough up blood and die. she then looked at the screen, and said. "patrick is next" it then went to the last episode.
sandy was behind patrick, about to kill him. she was about to stab him, when all of this sudden, patrick grabbed sandy's arm, and swung her to the ground. his eyes were red, burning with fury. he took sandy's knife, and stabbed sandy to death with it. patrick then walked up to the screen, his eyes were now so red, that it hurt my eyes.
"I AM EVIL PATRIXXX! BOW DOWN TO ME!"